There's Vivek Oberoi, who once showed a lot of promise. And there's Mallika Sherawat, who always promises, but never delivers. She does, however, deliver 'dwelt-on', 'heavily weighed', 'carefully crafted' quotes that are designed more to grab attention to her interview than anything else. If only she put in as much energy in her performance, maybe we would have seen an actor.
Vivek on the other hand is a talent. But how did he get saddled with a script like this? Hey hang on, is there a script Mr. Director? KISMET LOVE PAISA DILLI is a mish mash of bad acting, poor lighting, sad screenplay and over-the-top crude scenes injected for shock value. But in fact it is repulsive. There's Vivek peeing on a few goons; in another scene he pees in wine glasses. There's also a guy called Nunu who flies like superman and bites off ears. Wait a minute; did I also spot Ashutosh Rana in this melee?
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