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MASTIZAADE Movie Review: MASTIZAADE is dumb



 
 Mastizaade
Director :  Milap Zaveri
Music :  Meet Bros Anjjan, Anand Raj Anand and Amaal Malik
Lyrics :  Kumaar, Manoj Muntashir and Anand Raj Anand
Starring :  Sunny Leone, Tusshar Kapoor, Vir Das, Shaad Randhawa, Vivek Vaswani and Suresh Menon

January 29, 2016 10:52:42 AM IST
Mastizaade Review By Martin D'Souza, Glamsham Editorial
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There's an 'Aurgasm Ashram', there are names like Lily Lele and Sunny Kele. There's also a Titly Boobna! Then we have a Desh Drohi and Desh Premee, both twins, one is on a wheelchair romancing Sunny Leone, who is called Lele in this film! We will come to Sunny later who also has a sister called Laila Lele.

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There are silly jokes and even sillier depictions of them. It's like all forwarded jokes have been shot separately for laughs; then Milap Zaveri sat in the studio placing them in sequences. He probably might have gotten slapped on the back for his genius by his 'chelas'. This probably has to be the laziest film put together: No creativity, no originality, overall no class. Even crass can be depicted with a little bit of class. You don't have to shove 'beeps' in front of the camera all the time and lay down those 'beeps' on the table where French fries can't be located! Disgusting!

There's nothing original in this film, except, may be for the 'Mera Karan Arjun Aayega' bit. I forgot to mention, this film is also an ad for jeans and a particular brand of condoms! The ad bit just goes on and on ad nauseam.

Now, here's the best part. Milap has Sunny Leone in a double role: Laila and Lily Lele. Laila's favourite dialogue is to tell Kele please say, ''Laila mujhe dede.'' The other Sunny, Lily is clad in a saree with glasses and stammers. She is being romanced by Chotia! Aditya Chotia is Vir Das who jogs on the street with just his condoms on in bright sunlight.

Both Kele and Chotia make us 'Beep'. You know the rhyming word I want to use here!

Sunny is thanda like a baraf ka tadka. Tusshar, poor guy, what has he been reduced to? Vir Das hams all the way while Riteish Deshmukh comes yet again with his 'screwdriver'. By the way, he is the baba who runs the 'Aurgasm Ashram'.

There's a huge market for adult comedy, but to make a film on those lines, you need brains in the head, not between your 'Beep'.

Also, you need an actor in the lead who can act, not just flaunt her assets! I've never heard of anyone getting turned on by robotic expressions!

 Mastizaade Review Rating : 
1/5 stars
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