Main Tera Hero Movie Dialogues

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Main dikhta hoon sweet, innocent, swami type ka na … lekin actually hoon bahut bade harami type ka

Life mein main sirf teen cheezon ka fan hoon … TV pe Amitji ka crorepati, tennis mein Mahesh Bhupati aur bhagwanon mein mere pyare Ganpati

Acha khasa Ranbir Kapoor mil raha tha … lekin inki kismat mein toh Shakti Kapoor hi likha tha

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Aap karen toh raas leela … main karon toh bhai ki tarah character dheela

Jaise ladoo mein hota hai meva … jaise dance mein hai Prabhu Deva … vaise main karoonga Bali bhaiya ki seva

I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you … aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diya na … I’ll poke you

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Pehle ko toh main todhoonga, doosre ko toh main phodoonga … aur teesre ko toh main todh phod ke jhodoonga aur phir todhoonga

Dil aapka bada hai, bill apna chota hai … dua mein yaad rakhna bhai, chalo apun chalta hai

Itni moti hai yeh … ki agar weighing scale pe khadi ho gayi na toh vazan ke badle “To Be Continued” aayega

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Jaise English mein saboot ko proof kehte hai … ghar ki chhat ko roof kehte hai … vaise hi har language mein aap jaison ko bewakoof kehte hai

Jaise har Coke cola nahi hota … jaise har chana chola nahi hota … vaise hi har masoom dekhne waala bhola nahi hota

Jaise har double cross dokha hota hai … jaise har boundary chauka hota hai … vaise hi mooh kholne ka bhi sahi mauka hota hai

Yeh hum mein degree nahi … third degree dilwayega

Tumhari harkatein, kutte ki dum aur Katrina ki Hindi … aaisi hai joh kabhi seedhi ho hi nahi sakti

Main roz prarthana karta hoon … ke mere ghar bhikari aaye, mere badan mein bimari aaye … par tu kabhi na aaye

Jaise June se pehle May aata hai … jaise paanch ke baad che aata hai … vaise hi har doggy ka day aata hai

Jaise Superman pehenta cape hai … jaise King Kong ko kehte ape hai … vaise yeh great escape hai

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