Alia Bhatt, Alok Nath, Honey Singh: Celebs who became butt of all jokes!

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Bollywood celebs are known to entertain the audience. Be it in their films on through their jokes on micro-blogging sites, they can make their spectators laugh till their stomach hurts! From Alia Bhatt to Alok Nath all have fallen prey and become the butt of all jokes. Go on and have a hearty laugh as we list down the celebs who have trolled…

Alia Bhatt
Alia Bhatt may have won accolades for her role in her recent films but that didn’t stop people from pulling her leg on social media. After Alia gave wrong answers to some general knowledge questions at Karan Johar’s show, she was tagged as one of the dumbest actress in recent times. At an event she had said, “There are these jokes on social sites on me because I am apparently stupid. But these jokes are very hilarious actually”. On being asked about her favorite joke amongst the huge lot she said that her favorite was the one where she is asked the first name of Modi and she says Ab Ki Baar.

Some other jokes on Alia Bhatt:
“Why do you always see lightning first before we hear thunder?”
Alia Bhatt : “Because our eyes are in front but ears are in back !!”
Alia Bhatt: “Jackie uncle has got a new tiger cub & he has given it his surname. How cute (Tiger Shroff?)!”
“How did India get independence? Alia: When you hit a six against England”
Interviewer: “Alia, according to you, which is the best team in IPL 7 so far?”
Alia Bhatt: “Sunrisers Hyderabad because all have orange caps.”
“Scientists have just announced a new unit to measure intelligence. It’s called Bhatt. Maximum is AryaBhata & minimum is AliaBhatt”

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Alok Nath
We wonder what is going to happen now that Alok Nath has an official handle on a social-networking site. There were many jokes doing the rounds on him as he has always been the ‘sanskari babuji’ on big & small screen. A few jokes on him were:

'Alok Nath removes his slippers before playing Temple Run and distributes 'prasad' after crossing each level'
“Why Alok Nath buy Bisleri outside his daughter's house? Kyunki ladki ke ghar kaa pani bhi paap hai.. #AlokNathjiKSanskar”
“When #AlokNath was born, the doctor said 'Badhai ho, aapke ghar babuji paida huwe hai'
“Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his bachelors party. With his family.”
“Alok Nath requests the DJ to play Anup Jalota songs in a Night Club.”
“Alok Nath's watch displays only 'Achha' and 'Bura' samay.”

Sajid Khan
After Sajid Khan’s latest film HUMSHAKALS failed to impress the audience, he has been trolling on most of the social networking sites. People have actually requested him to stop making films. Some of the messages read:

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“Sajid Khan must make more movies. Might solve India's population issue. Because people will come home from the movies and kill themselves.”
“Dear Sajid Khan, understand that everyone isn't genius but you've other qualities. Like, you're an outstanding subject for the psychiatrists.”
“Number of Characters in a Sajid Khan film is Inversely Proportional to How Bearable the Film is.”
“#Humshakals released today. Stay at home. Lock the doors, or #SajidKhan may drag u to the theatre & make u watch his another masterpiece”

Yo Yo Honey Singh
Singer turned actor Yo Yo Honey Singh was too not spared! Just before the release of his debut film as an actor THE XPOSE, people targeted him on social media. They wrote:
“After listening to songs of YO YO Honey Singh, Anu Malik Starts Making sense????????”
'That awkward moment when u realize Yo Yo Honey Singh has more FB fans than A. R. Rahman. Music in this County is in a very critical state'
“Yo Yo Honey Singh is SUNNY Leone of Indian music Industry :D”

Neil Nitin Mukesh
Neil Nitin Mukesh has really made people laugh out loud! We are not sure about him being so entertaining in his movies but, his jokes surely can! Here are few of his jokes:
“Each film of Neil Nitin Mukesh is considered a trilogy automatically.”
“Neil Nitin Mukesh goes alone on road trips.”
“Neil Nitin Mukesh is always on conference call.”
“'Teenon bach gaye.' – Gabbar Singh, after attempting to shoot Neil Nitin Mukesh.”
“Neil Nitin Mukesh has paid tribute to himself by appearing in a film called 3G”
“Two is company. Neil Nitin Mukesh is a crowd.”

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Tiger Shroff
After his debut film HEROPANTI released, Tiger Shroff became a laughing stock for the audience on social networking sites. Some of his jokes were:

“Once upon a time, Tiger Shroff meets a long lost friend* Tiger: Main baap ban gaya hoon.. Friend: Congrats! 'Cub' hua?”
“According to government only 1411 left in India.. but is it excluding or including tiger shroff ??”
“Wondering who is the prettier star kid, Alia, Sonam or Tiger Shroff?”
“If Tiger Shroff becomes famous, his wax statue will be kept in Jim Corbett Park instead of Madam Tussaud’s.”

Rajinikanth
This megastar from South has a list of never-ending jokes to his credit. No matter what, jokes on Rajinikanth are forever to stay. Here are few of the jokes:

“Rajinikanth was shot today… Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral!”
“If Rajinikanth's PC hangs.. it's time for next Windows release.”
“Sun doesn't rise until Rajinikanth says 'Good morning'.”
“When Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up. He is pushing the earth down.”
“Only Rajinikanth knows the exact number of stars in the sky.”
“Once Newton's soul watched Rajnikanth's movie, Newton couldn't imagine the death defying stunts done by Rajnikant and fainted b'coz all stunts where against his law of gravity.”

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