10 things taught by Bollywood which have no relevance in real life

10 things taught by Bollywood which have no relevance in real life news
Jahnavi Patel By Jahnavi Patel | 05 Sep 2015 13:17:24.2530000 IST
Our Bollywood movies, in many ways have taught us a lot of things; things that are motivating, fascinating, sometimes really amusing & sometimes the films have also taught us about things that have no relevance in our lives at all! Yes, they sometimes made us slip into a fantasy world which we can only wish were true! On teacher’s day this year, here we go listing a few stupid things that Bollywood movies have taught us we wish were for real too. Go ahead and read them all…

SHAH RUKH KHAN AND KAJOL
SHAH RUKH KHAN AND KAJOL

If a girl turns and looks around, she loves you

That’s like the easiest way to find out if a girl is in love with you or not! Vo paltegi matlab vo pyaar karti hai, palat, palat, palat… Agar aap is vakya mein believe karte hai, toh aap dubara sochye. Aapko ullu banaya jaa raha hai.

~pgbr~

STUDENT OF THE YEAR WALLPAPERS
STUDENT OF THE YEAR WALLPAPERS


Fancy & lenient colleges


The college life is definitely an exciting phase in every individual’s life not because we have some fancy colleges (we’ve always dreamt of) with the freedom to do whatever we want & dress as we feel like, but only because we’ve made some really unforgettable memories with our buddies. And that’s about it. When we stepped into college, it wasn’t even one bit close to how it was shown in the movies.  
 
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DABANGG 2  MOVIE WALLPAPERS
DABANGG 2 MOVIE WALLPAPERS


When we wish to dance we can always get a bunch of people accompany us, totally in sync

Just try doing this in public & see how many people will join you and match steps with you. You will be surprised with the number as it will be just you, you and only you! But sometimes, we secretly wish that we can randomly break into a dance and make people grove too that also totally in synchronization! How cool will that be na?

~pgbr~

SHAHRUKH KHAN AND SAIF ALI KHAN
SHAHRUKH KHAN AND SAIF ALI KHAN


How to patao a girl

Remember Shah Rukh Khan’s foolproof plan of che din ladki in? Give it a shot & let us know if it works. Also you have our sympathies if you get a chanta across your face.

~pgbr~

KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI
KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI


Wish after you see a tootta taara

Only if all our wishes were granted this easily... We all would be so sorted in life, hai na?

~pgbr~

CHITRANGADA SINGH AND SUSHMITA SEN
CHITRANGADA SINGH AND SUSHMITA SEN

Hot teachers

Not denying that some of our professors are hot too, but they are nothing close to how Sushmita Sen was! Also, we’re sure boys must have wished they had a teacher like Chitrangda (DESI BOYZ), who would strip on every correct answer. And this was only so that her student, Akshay Kumar, would learn better & faster.

~pgbr~

JAB TAK HAI JAAN
JAB TAK HAI JAAN

Eventually, everything will be fine

Almost all the movies have a happy ending. They have crises, ups and downs but in the end, it has to end on a happy note.

~pgbr~

RAB NE BANA DI JODI MOVIE STILLS
RAB NE BANA DI JODI MOVIE STILLS

No matter what, your crush will eventually fall in love with you

If you want the girl you love to love you back, do not, not even mistakably, follow what the hero does in the movies. In the movies, he will follow her, persuade her, sometimes even blackmail her to make her fall in love and guess what, she does fall for this! But in real, be prepared to be warned by the cops. You will not be spared.

~pgbr~

TUJHE YAAD NA MERI AAI and SURAJ HUA MADDHAM
TUJHE YAAD NA MERI AAI and SURAJ HUA MADDHAM

You ought to have a song every occasion

Big, small, happy, sad, relevant, irrelevant or almost negligible, you ought to have a song for every occasion. All this is not even close to real.

~pgbr~

SALAAM NAMASTE
SALAAM NAMASTE

Patching up is just an easy task!

When you have a fight with your partner, only you know how much efforts & time will go behind trying to make things better. But in movies, you sing a song and things are back on track! How we wish patching up was this easy…

~pgbr~