Hilarious: This conversation between Priyanka Chopra and Alia Bhatt will make you go ROFL
It’s the wee hours of Fake Film awards after party, Alia Bhatt is grooving to the tunes of ‘ladki beautiful’ in full sway, suddenly the phone bell rings and it’s not her alleged beau Sidharth Malhotra,but Bollywood’s current favorite export Priyanka Chopra is on line.PRIYANKA CHOPRA AND ALIA BHATT
Priyanka Chopra: Hey Alia
Alia Bhatt : Yo, Who U
Priyanka Chopra : It’s me Priyanka Chopra my dear
Alia Bhatt : Aaila, My sincere apologies Priyanka ji, sorry for the blunder, I failed to recognize, it happens with me I am not well in recognizing Indian icons.
Priyanka Chopra : No worries baba, it happens. I called you for a special reason.
Alia Bhatt : Thank you, thank you, I thank my mom, dad, Ekta kapoor and the entire industry for this honour, I love you all, sorry I forgot to mention your name in the speech Priyanka ji, but honestly I look forward to you Priyanka ji as an international icon an artiste who has grown tremendously as an actor and as a brand as well.
Priyanka Chopra: first of all cut this ‘ji ji’ you see, second I didn't call you to scold you on not mentioning me in your award acceptance speech. Third : my heartiest congratulations to you for winning the coveted award. And last but not the least; I called you to tell you that we share something exclusively common.
Alia Bhatt: oh really. That’s awesome
Priyanka Chopra : I have made a blunder while gracing Karan’s couch in my interaction with him during Koffee with Karan. Now everybody is making fun of my intelligence quotient and comparing my general knowledge with yours.
Alia Bhatt: OH REALLY!!. Immediately changes tone to Oh…. Really… I would have loved to be compared with you but not like this. What blunder you did?
Priyanka Chopra: I was asked to name three Mughal emperors and I said, “Arre baba!” Then I was asked to name three Maratha warriors and I couldn't control my laughter and finally I was asked to name three Prime Ministers in India and I laughed again.
Alia Bhatt : OMG, Priyanka tune yeh kya kiya.. mera itni effort se bana record ek jhatke mein todh diya..
Priyanka Chopra : Arre yaar, it was this five second question answer and how could I name three emperors, three Maratha warriors or three prime ministers in such a short time, so I just burst out laughing taking it as a joke and sadly, now I have become a joke.
Alia Bhatt : hmmmm. Black humour, the joke is on you now.. but don't worry I have a super hit remedy that won,t fail. I have tried it on myself and it has worked wonders..
Priyanka Chopra : Gets into her internationally famous ‘exotic’ tune and croons - give it to me, give it to me baby..
Alia Bhatt: Sportingly getting into her famous ‘samjhava’ tune and croons – take this blunder sportingly on your stride and start making fun of yourself, this will work in your favour, the trollers will lose the golden opportunity to ridicule a celebrity and continue your amazing work so people talk more about your work and less about your pathetic IQ.
Priyanka Chopra : YES!!. This will make people love me more like you did. Bravo Alia you deserve an extra award for this.. BTW – first is Jawaharlal Nehru and the latest one is Narendra Modi which are the other Prime Ministers of India yaar.?
Alia Bhatt : Aarree .. I know one of them – Indira Gandhi
Priyanka Chopra : Come on Alia stop kidding me, Gandhi is man. Ben Kinsley played Gandhi in Richard Attenborough’s masterpiece. The movie got nominated for Academy Awards in eleven categories, winning eight. Who knows Hollywood better than me in India?
Alia Bhatt : (murmurs) but it seems you have forgotten India in due course.
Priyanka Chopra : come again.
Alia Bhatt : oh yeah, of course why not, who knows Hollywood better than you, baby you Rock’
Priyanka Chopra : I know that. I am not that dumb come on.
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