Tashan Movie Review

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Martin D'Souza By Martin D'Souza | 18 Mar 2017 15:36:18.3130000 IST


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?THE ISHTYLE?THE GOODLUCK?THE PHARMOOLA? Yashraj Films goes into full bloom ?pharmoola? (formula) of ?bhojpuri ishytle? in their first major hi-octane energy action extravaganza of this year titled TASHAN. Unlike the regular mushy ?n? syrupy romantic blues or trendy ?Dhoom Machale? trendy stuffing, this YRF album has rustic festive folklore ?dhin-chaak? North Indian flavors in all its offerings. Vishal-Shekhar musical zing is all charged up in delivering rustic zing of ?bhojpuri? punch that gets embroiled meticulously into modernized hip-shaking orchestrations.

Folksy Sukhwindra Singh?s folklore tinge of delivering sentimental blues gets into racy rock musical mode as mood goes berserk in rollicking hit track ?Dil Haara?. Vishal-Shekhar?s catchy rhythmical beat patterns along with enthralled chorals (?Ho-ha-ha?) should be complemented for making it hot-spot racy track. It initiates with folksy ?alaap? followed by inspiring chorals mixed aggressively with zany rock guitar feel and slightest Latino touches. Sukhwinder?s modulating baritones is well emoted in its concluding phases where hard rock metal feel culminates the enthused proceedings with big thump. Piyush Mishra?s lyrical work may be modest but comes out with motivational phraseology that connects amiably with this folksy cum rock composition. ?Dil Haara? is likely to be escalating high on charts and do listen to the peppy signature tune in its interludes that?s creating buzz for this hi-profile flick. Chartbuster all the way!!!

The mood goes theatrical as all four lead actors emotes out their way of ?TASHAN? (meaning fashion or style in Punjabi or in any North Indian lingo) in four different vocal versions titled as ?Pooja Ka Tashan? (Kareena Kapoor), ?Jimmy Ka Tashan? (Saif Ali Khan), ?Bachchan Pandey Ka Tashan? (Akshay Kumar) and ?Bhaiyyaji Ka Tashan? (Anil Kapoor). It?s a smart marketing move to materialize the hi-profile face value of bankable lead actors through these theatrical snippets and do enjoy some hilarious punches in Akhsay?s Kumar?s ?TASHAN? version.

The raunchy folklore flavors of ?nautanki? gets a trendy make-over of electronic cum rock musical orchestration in alluring feminine track ?Chhaliya?. Sunidhi Chauhan?s brash ?n? brazen rendition tries to be analogous to the voluptuousness of ?Beedi? (OMKARA) with sluggish ?banjaran? (gypsy) overtones in its rustic backdrop. This enticing seductive track penned by Anvita Dutt Guptan is likely to be eye-candy for its slick choreographic moves and flashy camera work.



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download TASHAN wallpapers

You see, The Saif Ali Khan is doing work in one call centre. He likes girls. Wants to date everyone and usko they say guruji! The Akshay is Bachan Pandey and he flies faster than Spiderman, Superman, Batman and Perman put together. Kya kamala ka flying he is doing over buildings and all.

You see, and then you sochta hai, what you doing sitting in theatre watching all this nonsense. But then you paid paisa to get in to your seat so you wait and see. But you keep seeing nonsense after nonsense coming on bada pardah. Then movie get over then you go home with a big sar dard!

TO GO OR NOT:
Arre baba, I said you no. Don?t waste money on ticket. Give money to poor person who is begging for food on street. He will give you dua and you will be doubly blessed. Pocho kaisa? You will be saved trouble of watching trash and tumahara paisa will be used to feed some poor garib.

PS: Ram Gopal Varma Sir. I salute you. Sorry to have slammed your phillum. Your Aag was better than this Jashan!

Ratings: 0/5


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download TASHAN wallpapers

Lots of style, lots of pre-release hype but sadly no substance. TASHAN is a waste of viewer?s time and money.

So I will not waste my time reviewing this movie but will try and talk in the lingo that Anil Kapoor tries to talk, half-English, half-hinglish and half Hindi.

You see, Thees movie is not a movie. Then you will be saying what hai this? I simply say these is ekdum boredom, phillum. They make public paagal with release like this that even the actors who acted in it will be bhagging for cover. You understand what I say no? Nahi? Bas, yeh phillum bhi kuch aisa hi hai. Your bheja become fry and you wonder why!

You see, the Anil Kapoor is a bhai who kills with bat, hockey stick, guns and even tennis racket. The Kareena Kapoor, is also with him in his adda. Lot noise made in media because of her size 0. They were right. Movie also ZERO.


download TASHAN wallpapers

download TASHAN wallpapers

You see, The Saif Ali Khan is doing work in one call centre. He likes girls. Wants to date everyone and usko they say guruji! The Akshay is Bachan Pandey and he flies faster than Spiderman, Superman, Batman and Perman put together. Kya kamala ka flying he is doing over buildings and all.

You see, and then you sochta hai, what you doing sitting in theatre watching all this nonsense. But then you paid paisa to get in to your seat so you wait and see. But you keep seeing nonsense after nonsense coming on bada pardah. Then movie get over then you go home with a big sar dard!

TO GO OR NOT:
Arre baba, I said you no. Don?t waste money on ticket. Give money to poor person who is begging for food on street. He will give you dua and you will be doubly blessed. Pocho kaisa? You will be saved trouble of watching trash and tumahara paisa will be used to feed some poor garib.

PS: Ram Gopal Varma Sir. I salute you. Sorry to have slammed your phillum. Your Aag was better than this Jashan!

Ratings: 0/5

Rating /5

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Movie Cast & Crew
  • Actor: Anil Kapoor, Akshay Kumar, Saif Ali Khan, Kareena Kapoor., Kareena Kapoor, Anil Kapoor.
  • Lyrics: Kausar Munir
  • Director: Vijay Krishna Acharya
  • Music Director: Vishal-Shekhar
  • Release Date : 25 Apr 2008

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