Karan Johar spills out dark secrets on No Filter Neha

Karan Johar  (Pic Courtesy: Instagram)

Dharma Productions head honcho Karan Johar had been a guest to the last episode of town's much favorite show No Filter Neha. the filmmaker made many such revelations that will blow up your mind. beginning with Roohi and Yash the talks ended up on Salman Khan's marriage, well here's a look at the hotshot talks with Karan Johar.

Karan Johar’s version of ABC for Roohi and Yash!

Quote: A – Armani, B – Balenciaga, C – Christan Dior, D – Dolce and Gabbana, E – Escada, F – Fendi, G – Gucci, H – Hermes, I – Issey Miyake, J – Jaguar, K – Kenzo, L -Lavin, M – Moschino, N – Nautica, 0 – Oscar De Le Renta, P – (Emilio) Pucci, Q – There is no Q, because we shouldn’t ask questions about fashion, R – Ralph Lauren, Ralph and Russo, S – Stella Mc Cartney, T - Timberland, U – Ungaro, V – Vivienne Westwood, W –, let’s go Indian, Wendell Rodricks, X –Because we have many , Y – Yohji Yamamoto, Z – Zegna. That’s what I’m going to teach my kids, that’s the ABC they are going to know.

Karan Johar’s first world problems with none another than Diljit Dosanjh!

Quote: So I’ve a big problem Neha, I am really troubled by Diljit Dosanjh. I mean, like you know the thing is that, I think we’re both are like crazy shoppers and I think we wear invariably landing up wearing the same clothes because we have the same brands that we love, and plus they are also from the new collection and we are bit of like, I’m also an online shopper, so I go through this process of buying these things and wearing them on occasion. But Diljit buys and wears, immediately & puts up an image. So we had this Faux fur jacket, you must specify that because I don’t wear faux fur jacket it’s from a brand called as GCDS (God Can't Destroy Streetwear) and I was saving it for my big photo opportunity time when I was traveling to Europe and suddenly the night before I take that flight, I see the image uploaded by Diljit Dosanjh and he uploaded and I was like I called Nikita, my stylist and I’m like I’m shattered, I’m broken and I’m totally like Channa Mereya out right now because I’m like I wanted to wear this jacket and that was my FWP. And, I was so upset, it broke my heart.

Karan Johar doesn’t know Beyonce’s music

Quote: I might get trolled for saying this but if you are comparing just Beyoncé and Badshah, I’ll much rather watch Badshah. Like I much rather hear Arijit Singh, I’ve absolutely no interest in hearing Beyoncé, I don’t know anything about her music but the fact is that she kills it with her stage look, like I absolutely love her stage look and all the actresses try to emulate that but they don’t have those legs and they don’t that body and they certainly don’t have that personality to exude on stage that she does but I know nothing about her music

Karan Johar considers John Abraham as a legend, read to know why

Quote: I want to tell you just now, John Legend performed in Como and I was like, I told John Abraham, who was standing next to me that you’re the only John that’s a legend in my life. I don’t know anything about like John Legend. Like I don’t know anything like I’m so clued out of international music, which is not something I’m proud of, because being a wannabe millennial, I should be and I try very hard to cope up. And I can cope up in what fashion choices are but musically I’m just completely out of touch with what’s happening.

KJo’s tip for on-screen orgasms

Quote: You should eat terrible food the night before, so it looks like you have a bad attack of loose motions, but you are not close to a toilet and then sit in a chair and like it’s there but it’s not. And what you go through at that time is very close to an orgasm. It’s that like you’re holding on to your bowel because you don’t want it to be move and yet you don’t know what to do because there is no loo inside and it’s there but it’s not happening, it’s there but you can’t release it. That is also like an orgasm. So it’s like before an orgasm go through the similar sounds that you would if you would have loose stomach or a loose motion attack and you don’t want close to a loo. It’s pretty much the same thing.

Karan Johar reveals his “don’t ever leak this in my sex tape” moment

Quote: Many a time, I’m, I become like those, I become very coy when I’m in bed and I think those are the portions I wouldn’t like releasing because where I’m giving like old school Hindi film expressions. I do like those very Dhal Gaya Din, Hogayi Shaam very like 70’s songs wale expressions. Those are the parts, I wouldn’t like to release because I think that would be giveaway I look like I’m not in control and I hate that feeling. I’m in control but pretending not to be that’s the whole play acting I like to do when I’m in bed so the coy bits are the ones I think I would like to do away with.

Guess what Karan Johar replied on being asked - who would dethrone Sonam Kapoor as Bollywood’s biggest female fashionista?

Quote: Me. I already am getting there, Watch me, baby, I’m going to hit the red carpet with more steam than Sonam Kapoor. Watch out Sonam, you don’t know what’s coming your way, a fashion hurricane is going to hit you

Karan dedicates a song to Ranbir Kapoor and Alia Bhatt

Quote: Ae Dil Hai Mushkil – Title Track
Tu safar mera, Hai tu hi meri manzil, Tere bina guzara, Ae dil hai mushkil
Tu mera khuda, Tu hi duaa mein shaamil, Tere bina guzara, Ae dil hai mushkil

Guess which song Karan dedicates to Yash-Roohi, it’s the best message a parent can give through a song!

Quote: Accha chalta hoon – I never want to leave them

Duaaon mein yaad rakhna – That’s when I go
Mere zikr ka zubaan pe swaad rakhna – Always think of me Yash and Roohi
Dil ke sandookon mein
Mere acche kaam rakhna – I hope there is enough of work for them to remember me for
Chitthi taaron mein bhi
Mera tu salaam rakhna – I hope they always love me even when I’m gone
Andhera tera maine le liya
Mera ujla sitaara tere naam kiya – I will always be watching you’ll

Karan Johar revealed on No Filter Neha, whom Salman is going to marry in 2019!

Quote: 3 more blockbusters. I’m not sure to a woman