These 16 dialogues from TOILET EK PREM KATHA is satire at its best

These 16 dialogues from TOILET EK PREM KATHA is satire at its best news

So as the trailer of Mr. Khiladi’s most anticipated film of the year TOILET EK PREM KATHA is here we all got to see how the makers of the film has played around a very important social topic in a very sarcastic manner.

The dialogues from the film are not only funny but also very hard hitting as it highlights how our society is still bogged down by superstition and how sanitation and hygiene never comes on their priority list.

Here we bring you its 16 most hilarious yet hard hitting dialogues.

Keshav (Akshay): “Bauji mera byaah karado”
Bauji: “Dikh reho hai”
Keshav: “Ke bauji?”
Bauji: “Jwala phoot rahi andar”

Bauji: “Ek toh manglik upar se kundli me dosh, yeh bhains hi bachayegi iska jeevan sankat”

Jaya (Bhumi): “Oh bhaisaab sidhe baat karo yahan.”
Keshav (Akshay): “Badtameez kehdo madam. Bhaisaab na kaho please”

Bauji: “Ab toh bas mangal hi mangal hoyego.”
Keshav’s friend (Divyendu): Arre Mangal kya bauji ab toh bhaiya Dangal karego”

Keshav: “Sidhe chalogi ya jump marogi?”
Jaya: “Jump”

A girl to Jaya: “Bhabhi chalo 4:15 ho gaye hain sab intejaar kar rahe hain lota party me tumhari belcome ka”

Ladies to Jaya: “Sasural me khaane ko na de rahe? Saari laaj sharam chodkar lag jao kaam pe”

Keshav: “Ek shauch ke liye itna ghussa?”
Jaya: “Agar pehle pata hota toh shaadi na karti”

Keshav: Inhon ne toh meri kismet ghusal khane me baith ke likhi hogi
Friend: “Ha aur upar se flush kar diya”

Anupam Kher: “Toh banwa dona shauchalay ghar me bhi”
Bauji: “Jis aangan mein tulsi lagate hi Wahan sauch karna suru kar de?”

Keshav: “Apni aurat ka sabke samane pradashan karna dharm hai. Ya khule mein hagane mein moksh hoti hai?”

Jaya: “Mard toh ghar ke peeche beth jaate hai. Par hum toh auratein hai,Humein toh har cheez ke liye Jayda mehnat karni padegi.”

Keshav: “Ab biwi vapas aaye ya na aaye Sandas toh laake chhodunga Iss gaov mein… radhe, radhe…”

Keshav: “Biwi paas chahiyein. Toh ghar mein sandas chahiyein”

Keshav to government official: “Yeh jo aap gareebon ka paisa khatein hai.Usko nikalte kahan hai?”

Keshav: “Aashiqon ne toh aashiqui ke liye Taj Mahal bana diya. Saala hum ik sandas na bana sakein”