Humour: Shaken 'pan' not stirred, Pierce Brosnan beats Salman Khan

October 22, 2016 12:32:14 PM IST
By Vishal Verma, Glamsham Editorial
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Oh dear!!. Mr. Bond James Bond – Pierce Brosnan has beaten our dear Salman Khan in making weird, laughable statements.


The 63-year-old suave Irish born actor yesterday in a statement to People's magazine stated that he was to advertise a “breath freshener/tooth whitener,” which wouldn't include an ingredient that turns saliva red.

How innocent of you Mr. Brosnan, I mean Bond, James Bond. When I saw you in the advertisement, I was ironically amused in spite of my heartfelt believe that popular celebrities should not encourage such ‘bond' of contracts which endorses products that are harmful and unhealthy.

I was glad to find a ‘gora firang' endorsing an Indian product and was happy that you still are in demand in this part of the world. When Bollywood actor Ajay Devgn did it I hated it.

I started imagining you saying your favorite dialogue chewing pan masala which goes like this

Pierce Brosnan : awm, hmm, yumm, hmm

Gorgeous lady : what?

Pierce Brosnan : signaling a ‘peekdan' (a vessel used by rich class in India to spit the pan/masala) and after spitting like a typical pan chewing Indian saying, “I am Bond, James Bond'.

The world trolled you for this and I was shaken. But the silver lining was that the tall and beautiful Deepika Padukone found you charming and welcomed you.

‘Pan' (but in English), your reaction to the flak worldwide on doing the advertisement and crying innocence with such a juvenile statement that you had no idea on what were you endorsing, made me drink extra bottles of martini both shaken and stirred to understand what you really mean by this.

Now I have come to a conclusion that without any iota of doubt, art has no boundaries and confessions from artiste like Pierce Brosnan from that end or Salman Khan from our end should never be taken seriously.

I am Shaken ‘pan' not stirred, Pierce Brosnan aka Mr Bond you are no different and that makes me laugh. You are the Spy that has amused me.


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